Humour - Jokes
Male Comebacks To Female Combacks
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there considers you a fat slut
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Probably because you will be on your knees goblin on my dick
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: That's cool, cause after I get done smacking it to you in the back of my car I don't give a shit where you go.
Man: Do you want to dance?
Woman: No!
Man: I think you miss-heard me. I said your arse looks fat in those pants.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilised.
Man: No problem, I can always shoot my load on your back.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is impossible to shake once you smack the goods to her.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: That works for me. Just so long as you're still a little warm when I shove it up your arse.